BECOME OUR FIRST-EVER
DIRECTOR OF SWEAT EQUITY
THE SWEATIEST JOB TO EVER EXIST.
Saunas are hot right now, but the steam is making people a little too... serious. Quiet only. No drinks. It even feels risky to crack a smile. We at The Finnish Long Drink know: in Finland, saunas are about connection, not perfection.
YOU CAN LAUGH. YOU CAN CHAT.
YOU CAN SIP A LONG DRINK.
YOU CAN SIP A LONG DRINK.
WHAT IT IS.
We're on the lookout for America's best fun saunas, the ones that don't take themselves too seriously but still respect the roots.
AS OUR DIRECTOR OF SWEAT EQUITY, YOU'LL:
- Be paid $10K + all-expenses covered for travel and Long Drink for life (ok, maybe a year)
- Visit U.S. saunas over the course of a 7-day cross-country journey
- Rate them for fun and Finnish vibes
- Share your journey on social and hang with some sweaty strangers
- Get a really cool and very official badge
HOW TO ENTER
- Fill out a wildly short application. No resume required
- Submit a 60-second maximum video on why you should be our Director of Sweat Equity
- Press Enter
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
Entries Due: August 29, 2025
Winner Selected: September 12, 2025
Sauna Tour: Late September / Early October
